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He Was Protesting The Proliferation Of Oversized Origami Cranes

CM Evans
Sep 4, 2021

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The ____________ was going great, it was almost done in record time, when he questioned why it could ever be done right with the concept of it being done in “record time”. False, untrue, fuckup — Zen corpse, shit bag. So he stopped writing and turned the heater on, because he was tired of being thrifty and not running the heater. Shit bag.

a) Poetry book
b) Travelogue
c) Memoir
d) Bodice Ripper

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CM Evans
CM Evans

Written by CM Evans

CM Evans is a cartoonist, illustrator, and writer. He does all his writing and most important work with a cane chair.

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