I bring a banana peel to the meeting and I deliberately throw it on the ground in front of someone. They see it, and they step on it as hard as they can. They end up slipping. I save them in the nick of time from a nasty spill.

“Geeze!” they say.

“I have a bag of them in the car.” I lie. “I’m using them to ward off those who would do me harm.”

“I feel sorry, whoever they are! Banana peels are very slippery!”