Dear Lord,
Today, one of the Unicorns died. I know they are one of your favorites, “Take extras special care with the Unicorns!”, you told me as we screwed down the hatches and slammed the door. There wasn’t much I could do about it, this boat sure is a lot smaller than it looks once we were packed with all those late arrivals. But nobody got serious until the water was waist deep.
— Noah
https://giganticjet.blogspot.com/2007/06/letter-sent-by-bird.html