Seven Paint Colors Featured in Fantastic White Kitchens

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This weekend, on Sunday, I cleaned someone’s kitchen. I don’t know why I did it. But the kitchen was clean when I was done.

The person I cleaned for didn’t give a goddamn. They wanted the kitchen clean, but when I was done, they were mad and stood disapprovingly in a spick-and-span kitchen.

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CM Evans is a cartoonist, illustrator, and writer. He does all his writing and most important work with a cane chair.

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CM Evans

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CM Evans is a cartoonist, illustrator, and writer. He does all his writing and most important work with a cane chair.

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